Motivational lyrics

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Speakers who registered late for LCA2016 were provided with artistic impressions of popular songs to help motivate them.

This is a list of known motivation lyrics.

You're welcome.

Round 1 - Haiku

Registration list  -
Speaker names display shyly;
"Not yet registered"

Speaker Liaison
whispers gentle reminder
"reg-is-ter" - and bows

Like drifting pollen,
Registrations find their place
Harmony in code. 

Round 2 - No Diggity (Blackstreet)

Aha Awesome Speakers,

It appears that the Haiku has not quite done the trick. So we shall try hip hop lyrics instead.

(to the tune of No Diggity by Blackstreet)

It's going down, fade to linux.conf
The Speakers got no rego, gotta make 'em,
Sign up quick, no doubt,
I put it down, never slouch
As long as my rego can vouch
A 401 couldn't catch me straight up
Tell me who can stop when conf making moves,
Attracting talks like a magnet
Giving 'em eargasms with my mellow accent
Still moving this flavour
With the homies Rusty and Tridge
The original hack/makers

Please complete your registration. Or I may have to use Justin Bieber songs ;-)

Round 3 - Beauty and a Beat (Justin Bieber)

Round #1 - Haiku and Round #2 - Blackstreet have resulted in almost all registrations now being complete. We are now moving to Phase 3 of Operation Speaker Rego: Beliebers.

Please find your motivational lyrics below.

(to the tune of Beauty and a Beat, by Justin Bieber)

Rego you
Tonight I want to rego you
yeah-eh-eh

What'chu got
A plain Rego never could have bought
yeah-eh-eh

We gonna party like linux.conf.au's come along
I wanna show you all the finer things Geelong
So just forget about the world
We're registered tonight

I'm coming for ya,
I'm coming for ya,

Cos aaaaaaaallllllllllllll I need
Is a Speaker Rego Complete
That would make my like replete

Rego complete!
I can feel your rego complete!
yeah-eh-eh
Take a bow
You've got the hottest ticket in town!

We gonna party like linux.conf.au's come along
I wanna show you all the finer things Geelong
So just forget about the world
We're registered tonight

I'm coming for ya,
I'm coming for ya,

Cos aaaaaaaallllllllllllll I need
Is a Speaker Rego Complete
That would make my like replete

Round 4 - Barbie Girl (Aqua)

It's now time for Round #4 of Operation Speaker Rego: Barbie Girl

Please find your motivational lyrics below (to the tune of Barbie Girl, by Aqua)

Hey Speakers!
Hey Kathy!

You wanna go register!
Sure, let's go!

I'm a Rego'd Speaker
In the linux world

Come on Speaker
Let's go Rego
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on Speaker
Let's go rego
ooh-oh-ooh oooh-oh-ooh

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